Midnight: 10% off Financial Aid Warrior Expires
10% Off Financial Aid Consulting
A (black) cat-quick yet unsettling truth:
The financial aid system is rigged. Against you.
But if you let yourself be VICTIMIZED by a blown deadline or a sloppy, error-ridden financial aid form, then YOU -- not the colleges, not the "system", not Chuckie or Freddie Krueger -- could be the reason your kid misses out on the aid they deserve.
That would be a bona fide real-life horror story!
Ditto if you "overshare" on the applications -- meaning including assets or other things that should not be disclosed.
This is not fear-mongering. It's simple math and knowledge of the thousands of pages of regulations, plus paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
But here's the thing...
It's EASY for you to handle...if you know your limitations and bring in anexpert.
Like our client, Stephanie Salzbank, who told us:
When my friends started telling me that they received nothing in financial assistance, I once again began to worry. But then our packages started coming from Ithaca, University of Albany, Syracuse and the best yet Boston University. My friend said "I can't understand how you received so much in assistance, while I got NOTHING, and I even had the FAFSA people fill out the forms. Is she crazy? Why would the people who are giving you the money want to help you fill out the forms?
So all I can say is "Thank you Pearl and Andy!" You made this whole process so easy, less stressful, and dare I say downright fun. Thank goodness you know all the loopholes. You are the best!
Tonight at midnight only we are taking 10% off the Financial Aid Warrior program. Use code HALLOW for the 1-pay best deal or HALLOW-EZ for the 5-pay plan.
After midnight tonight, this one-time offer disappears like a vampire at sunrise. Poof.
Why this matters now: families leave thousands on the table every year because of missed deadlines, sloppy CSS/Profile entries, failure to utilize legal and ethical strategies to improve eligibility for aid, and weak, ineffective award negotiations.
Our program exists so you do not become one of those families.
Here is what you get when you join Financial Aid Warrior:
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Strategies to improve eligibility for grants and scholarships, including legal, ethical “sheltering” techniques
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Accurate, timely filing of CSS Profile and all applications and institutional forms so you experience NO MISSED DEADLINES, NO SCREW UPS
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Unlimited phone and email support all the way through the process
No BONES about it: we cannot promise any specific grant amount or college admissions result. Anyone who does that is either lying or bat poop crazy.
What we CAN promise is that if you follow our system we will do everything legal and ethical to maximize your chances of aid and to make sure nothing slips through the cracks.
But if you really want to SLASH your college costs, you'd better get off your tush:
This 10% off promo ends tonight at midnight. If you want to give your Children of the Night the shot they deserve, do not procrastinate. The ramifications of "Nah, I can probably do this myself" is a careless or stupid mistake on one of the devilishly, torturous financial aid applications...
...an error which could literally result in the LOSS of tens of thousands of dollars in aid that you deserved, but missed out on, needlessly!
I hate to paint such a bleak picture, but I know that many poor lost souls reading this message will regret not taking action on this offer. I don't want this to happen to you.
No tricks. Just a little help so you and your kid don't get spooked by college costs!
Enroll before the clock hits zero and you'll feel better immediately!
-Andy "Final Notice" Lockwood
P.S. Don't let this offer slink away into the night. Your indecision could torture you forever.
If you want a proven expert to take you by the hand and lead you through the dark, dank woods, past the howling wolves and other monsters waiting to pounce on you, you should check out our Financial Aid Warrior program.
You can get started for as little as $674 if you do our payment plan.
P.P.S. If you don't take action now, your kiddo might get into her dream school, but you'll be forced to crush her dreams by quietly confessing, "Sorry, I just can't afford to send you to the college you worked so hard to get into."
You can avoid this nightmare.
If you want to be able to comfortably afford your kids' college tuitions, without drastic changes to your lifestyle or decimating your retirement savings...
The best defense is a good offense. If you want expert help getting every last dollar of free grants and scholarships you deserve...
...plus high powered assistance negotiating your financial aid and merit aid offers...
...and a seasoned pro to prepare and help you file your financial aid applications, respond to countless nickel and dime questions that crop up AFTER you file..
..and generally speaking, take you by the hand and lead you through the ENTIRE complex, stressful and landmine-laden process of applying for aid today...
You should take a hard look at our Financial Aid Warrior consulting program, before we shut it later today.
Pearl, a former prosecutor in Queens County NY back in the day, handles the financial aid applications and process for approximately 400 families per year. She's thorough and tenacious.
The crypt is currently open for new clients...
..But this massive, creaky and creepy vault door slams shut permanently in just a few hours.