FW: 10% off vanishes in 5 hours
10% Off Financial Aid Consulting
Good eeev-a-ning.
Quick, brutal question: do you want to be the parent who saved thousands on tuition?
Or the one who blew it by missing a deadline or committing another error, and watched your opportunity wash down the drain like that bloody water in the shower scene of Hitchcock's Psycho?
Because the clock is moving and your chances at this deal are ebbing away. Tonight at midnight, our unprecedented 10% off promo disappears into the night like a ghostly apparition.
You can "steal" our Financial Aid Warrior program for 10% off, either the 1-payor 5-pay version.
If you have a devil may care attitude and think college costs are reasonable, you are in the wrong email. The truth is the system is rigged and confusing by design. Colleges expect hapless families to mess up and accept lower than deserved awards!
That is where the Financial Aid Warrior steps in. We do the heavy lifting so you do not lose out because of a silly error or failure to understand a simple, but buried, legal strategy to improve your eligibility for aid
When you enroll tonight, before the witching hour, you won't be a Financial Aid Victim. You will arm yourself with:
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Practical tricks to ethically shelter assets and improve grant eligibility
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CSS Profile, FAFSA, institutional and all financial aid form filing done right so you face NO MISSED DEADLINES, NO SCREW UPS
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Unlimited phone and email support until this is wrapped up
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Award negotiation help
- Advice about student and parent loans. And assistance doing those applications too.
Real talk for adults only:
We cannot guarantee a specific amount in grants or anything regarding which colleges your kiddo will be admitted to. Anyone promising that is either unethical or criminally insane.
What we CAN guarantee is that your family will stop leaving money on the table and stop getting played by an opaque system.
This is your last chance. After the bell tolls at midnight, the price goes back up and those missed dollars stay missed.
All sales final. No refunds. If that is a problem do not sign up. If it is not a problem then sign up now while the gettin's good.
Act like the adult in the room and take charge of your financial fate, so that you can comfortably afford tuition without scrimping on your lifestyle or plundering your retirement savings.
Your kid will thank you later. So will your future self.
Here's where to go:
-Andy "The Door is Closing" Lockwood
P.S. Don't let this offer slink away into the night. Your indecision could haunt you forever.
If you want a proven expert to take you by the hand and lead you through the dark, dank woods, past the howling wolves and other monsters waiting to pounce on you, you should check out our Financial Aid Warrior program.
You can get started for as little as $674 if you do our payment plan.
We're waiting for you on the inside. Bwahahahaha!
