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10% Off Fin Aid Program is Leaving the Station

Uncategorized Oct 31, 2023

Bumping this in your inbox -- along with other things that go bump in the night -- to make sure you saw our special treat, not trick, of a deal that ends in a few hours...

If you're freaking out about the horrifying cost of college and now on this earth you'll possibly be able to send your little Children of the Night to the colleges they deserve, you have one more bite at the neck, um apple:

Our Financial Aid Warrior program -- the done-for-you service to file your financial aid applications and get you all the cashola you deserve, and possibly more.  Here are the gory details:

10% OFF DEAL

Our Financial Aid Warrior gives you peace of mind and certainty that you didn't screw things up and "rob" yourself out of the grants and scholarships you otherwise deserve.

We take care of everything, from preparing all financial aid applications, strategies to qualify for more $$, help negotiating the offers, assistance with loan paperwork if needed, more.

Instead of clenching your fists and issuing a bloodcurdling scream when you see your tuition bill next year...

...wouldn't it be amazing if you actually giggled with smug satisfaction that you were smart -- and bold -- enough to do the right thing by bringing in our specialized, expert help?  

It's all described here, and 10% off if you sign up before the clock striketh 12, two-nite -- that's in a few hours!

Here's where to go for details.

- Count Andrew Von Lockwuudd
(They Call Me Count Fafsala)

P.S.  Dumb email?  Yes. 

Even dumber-er to risk attempting to figure out financial aid on your own?

A hearty, HELL-YEAH!

Sign up now before this Halloween "scholarship" slinks away into the night, never to be seen again.

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