Your own, personal "Early Action Scholarship"...
Discounted Forms Prep For NEXT YEAR's FAFSA & Other Financial Aid Applications
This Deal Feels Too Good to be True...you'd Think Felicity, Lori and Mossimo were Involved!
Our "Sticker Price" For Forms Prep is $1,800, But You Can Practically "Steal" Our Services For An Unconscionably Low Price When You Re-Up With Us Before Deadline
Hey, you're not wearing a wire, are ya?
Had to check, you never know these days!
Listen, Pearl and I have a special, double-secret deal for you to renew with us for NEXT year's forms.
If you sign up before we deadline, you'll get this "insider" price at a crazy discount, 100% legally and ethically, without collusion!
All we know is that this deal is so extraordinary that Mueller, Barr and The Boys were rumored to be "taking a look" at it at one more time!
We're offering this Insider Deal ONLY to our favorite clients, whom we absolutely LOVED working with last year! (That's you!)
In other words, everyone did NOT make the cut (not you). But that's not important right now...
Why are we offering this - is there a catch?
There's no catch and no reason for us to redact any info, or take the 5th!
We wanted to bend over backwards to get this special deal into your hands for these "thank you" reasons:
- We wanted to thank you for being part of our community, and show our appreciation!
- We figured you deserved a "scholarship" from us, for being such a GREAT client...hence the gi-normous discount!
- Knowing now that you're "in" helps us figure out our workload and staffing, which is not that pretty behind the scenes 🙂
- It's expensive to run ads for new clients, it's much cheaper for us to keep you head-over-heels happy and with us next year, and grow our business with happy clients who refer new families to us!
That's it, plain and simple, no investigation needed!
We'd love to be back in your corner, "fighting the good fight" against the overpriced, rip-off "Non Profit" (hah!) colleges for another year.
Here's how to make your smartest move all month and button things up with us:
Choose the option right for you
Note: if you are already enrolled in our monthly membership, close this page immediately - you don't need to do anything (unless you want to pay us more 🙂
Forms Prep 1-Pay (Best Deal)
Budget-Friendly EZ Pay
Only 64.95 per month
Here's What Happens When You Re-Up With Us:
You won't see a price this low again, but reasons to re-up with us are arguably price-LESS. Here are the highlights of what you'll get as an VIP "Inner Circle" early renewal member:
Your FAFSA and other forms
We'll take this pain in the tush task off your plate and take care of everything, easily and accurately. You'll barely have to lift a finger.
Questions? We're a phone call or email away, always! And if you get "stiffed" by your college we'll help you appeal your offer, fighting tooth and nail for every last dollar you deserve!
You'll never blow a deadline! We'll remind you when your forms are due and other key timelines, so that you don't miss out on any of the aid you deserve
Here's What You'll REALLY Get When You Say "Yes" To Another Year Of Financial Aid Bliss With Pearl and Andy
Sure, we’re going to answer all of your questions, take care of your forms and respond to all information requests and attempt to improve your awards if you get “low-balled,” BUT Pearl and I think we’re actually in another business…
We’re here to give you confidence, clarity and peace of mind that you’re not making any MISTAKES that could cost you, literally, thousands of dollars that you otherwise should have gotten to be able to afford college for your kiddo.
Picture how great you’ll feel - immediately - when you enroll and take care of this important item on your “to-do” list!
The Financial Aid Warrior Never Falters In Her Quest For Truth, Justice And Financial Aid For All
Who should renew?
- Wants need-based aid next year
- Wants merit scholarships next year AND their colleges require the FAFSA to be filed
- Needs a student loan or parent loan (PLUS Loan) next year
- Likes filing stuff
Questions? Email firstname.lastname@example.org
Summary of Valuable Benefits
What are you waiting for? Sign Up Today before this deal vanishes into the night, faster than Jussie from network TV
Get in on the lowest price deal we will offer, ever
Reminder: If you are already enrolled in a monthly plan - you do not need to do anything! You're already in! 🙂
One-Pay (best deal)
Budget Friendly EZ-Pay