The thought of paying “sticker price” for college is more horrifying than the latest Annabel movie, a visit to your local haunted house or being a Jets fan…
…but local, undead college planner Count Andrew Von Lockwuud has a solution.
This Thursday, October 30th (eve of Hallow’s Eve) at the Sea Cliff Public Tomb and Library he will show all unsuspecting parents and Children Of The Night how to drive a stake through the cold heart of your college tuition bill.
No-one will be harmed.
* How to SLASH college costs by 45% even if you earn six figures
* How to BLEED another $30,022 out of the trolls in the financial aid office AFTER their “final” offer
* The criminally INSANE problem caused by advice from your accountant, guidance counselor or financial advisor, when you learn why it could drive you BATTY!
Please pass along this email to any other victims, um, parents/friends/clients who could use this info!
Count Von Lockwuud
P.S. Here’s the registration link to the workshop. It’s not a trap! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!